Thursday, September 30, 2004

Pizza, yum

So today the football team went to Valentino's for team night. And all I can say is yum, it was delicious. And quite entertaining.

It was the battle of the bulge, who could eat more? Who would come out victorious? Would it be the 210 lbs. seniour out of Loup City, NE Jacob Pointkowski? Or would it be the 275 freshman of Ashton, NE Zach Parimski? They both rushed out of the gates with a full plate, each very close to the size of their competitors. This first plate was devoured in an instant. Then came plate number two, they were both too excited to even notice when the plates emptied, the addrenaline was surging and they knew that neither of them would turn back. Then came plate three, it too was packed beyond its normal limits, but that never stopped either competitor from engulfing the food, there pace was starting to weaken, but they were both fighting with full power. Then came plate number four filled with light desert, so they could remember what they were fighting for. At this point they knew that there stomaches were beginning to fill they then got a bowl of ice cream, with assorted toppings. they then faught through five more plates, and another bowl of ice cream. After suffering a possible fight ending brain freeze Zach offered a truce, what would happen? Would the mighty Jacob call this truce, what was going to happen.... Wait...... Jacob just denied the truce and said "I could go for a piece of pie".. and wait what was that Zach just replied "Pie is good". And they're off again, and what's this? They each return with a piece of pie AND a desert breadstick, just when we thought the action was over. On the way back to their seats Zach takes an early lead by taking a bite out of the breadstick, now they're both sitting, Zach has fallen behind and Jacob has finished his breadstick and begins on his pie, it now is dead even, then they both finish their pie. Wait.. what is this Jacob is now offering a truce.. we come closer to the action to hear what Zach has to say.. and .. HE ACCEPTS this battle has come to an end with a draw, after 10 plates and 2 bowls of ice cream the Battle of the Bulge has come to an end with the result of a tie. Afterwords both competitors slumped down, both worried that they wouldn't get out the door without losing some of their meal. They made it to the bus and during the ride they were both said to be in "better" condition. Thank you and tune in next time for our next battle.

Keep it real. Irish Midget.

Reid

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