The message to Steph - Abridged, Condensed

(this is a fragment of a letter I sent to Steph. I'll do an actual post later, but right now I have to do Senior picture stuff so I don't' have the time) So then she calls later to tell me to call her when I'm ready to leave, I thought it was kinda strange, but I thought that maybe she just wanted a time frame for when I would show up, so I passed it off as nothing. So then when I show up, I was actually kinda surprised at how quickly everyone was up and ready to go, I was like wow, these people must be hungry. So then we go on our way. And "Awkward Pregnant Pause" I was like, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?, it was strange because right before you said it Holly and Charley were whispering so I thought they did it somehow. So being that I thought they were trying to confuse me, I again passed it off. Then they were all like, "I miss Steph", "I do too", and "so do I" so me being the kidder I am (And thinking about that if you hadn't been away how I probably wouldn't be with Maggie, and I wouldn't be as good of friends with you) Say "I don't", along with a quick rebuttal of "Just Kidding" (This was pre-planned and was an immediate follow up, because I did miss you) Then to my surprise the beastie jumped out from the shadows saying something incomprehensible, so we killed it. Wait, no, that was Lord of the Flies, sorry. So then something (you) jumped from the backseat and said, "YOU ASS-HOLE" and I was like what??? Is that Steph, but she's supposed to be gone, how did that happen??? But it was a pleasant surprise. Thank you so much for my gifts too. I really appreciate them, I will keep my keychain forever (I would say the same thing about the box, the wrapper, and the postcard; but I lost all of those things, oops) So I'm looking forward to seeing everyone again on Monday, talk to you later.
Reid

Keep it Real. Irish Midget.